When Slang turns bad
This is brilliant.This is absolutely frickin brilliant.
Aside from the gross over-misuse of the word "Literally" (ie: highly embarrassed person says "I Literally Died!"), I now have a NEW pet peeve - yet another regularly misused piece of the English language:
May Have > May've>May of
You know the one - "I may've (which is bad enough) done something" turns into "I may of done something".
Cos that makes sense.
not.
Anyway, here I present to you, a highly reputable and largely well known retail clothing chain in N.Z, performing this linguistic faux pas in an email to thousands, perhaps millions, of women throughout the country:
Dear Caroline,
Some of you may of noticed that VIP points have not been zeroed yet due to a few problems we have been experiencing.
Make sure you go shopping in the nest few days to get your VIP 10% off voucher as we will be putting all Loyalty points from last season back to zero on 17 July.
See you there!!
M**, keeping New Zealand beautiful
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