Jack!

Continuing on from our Chuck Norris extraordinaire, I bring you the wonder that is:

Jack Bauer.

Jack, if you don't already know, is the hero of "24", the television drama that everyone seems to either love, hate, or not understand because they missed an episode. Jack is played by Kiefer Sutherland.

Jack Bauer is a person we should all aspire to emulate both in fighting ability, and coolness. As such, here are a few random facts about our favourite CTU operative.

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.


And my personal favourite:

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.


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posted by miss_seph @ some point in time