CHUCK!

To liven things up around here, I thought a bit of Chuck was in order. What's so great about Chuck Norris you ask? First of all, I need no response, as Chuck will Roundhouse kick you off this earth so fast, you won't even remember what the question was. Second of all, he comes with all sorts of nonsensical "Facts" that I would like to share - with you.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."


And because this is installment 1 of a, hopefully, never ending series of Chuck Norris celebrations, here are a few more!

• Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking
• If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

If you enjoyed these, check out Chuck Norris Facts dot com and get your favourite fact on a t-shirt!

posted by miss_seph @ some point in time